Been there, done that. Spent over a year trying to make Mongo behave like a decent DB, and it would still fail to do so.
Actually, I wrote a small "goodbye letter" to MongoDB on HN in the past:
"You got your chance, Mongo, and you screwed it up.
I tried getting the most out of you. I treated you like a princess, I indulged you, your wishes became my wishes and your thoughts were my thoughts. I stopped listening to all that criticism around you and thought of you as of a misunderstood child, even as you would refuse to do even the easiest tasks one could imagine.
I gave you everything there is to give, but you broke my heart. You left me in the most critical moments. I trusted you, but you would go your own way. Tears were shed and countless sleepless nights were to follow.
Remember that night you disappeared without leaving a sign? I sent you messages which got a response only after many hours. You didn't give a damn about my needs. Once, you told me: "it's not me, it's you". And I believed you, I truly did.
It's over now. It's been some time without you, and I'm getting better. I have discovered, that not everyone is like you. Some DBs care, they really do. You can trust them, they give you their everything.
I'm still struggling falling in love again, but it's getting better. Don't write me back. Goodbye."
Actually, I wrote a small "goodbye letter" to MongoDB on HN in the past:
"You got your chance, Mongo, and you screwed it up.
I tried getting the most out of you. I treated you like a princess, I indulged you, your wishes became my wishes and your thoughts were my thoughts. I stopped listening to all that criticism around you and thought of you as of a misunderstood child, even as you would refuse to do even the easiest tasks one could imagine.
I gave you everything there is to give, but you broke my heart. You left me in the most critical moments. I trusted you, but you would go your own way. Tears were shed and countless sleepless nights were to follow.
Remember that night you disappeared without leaving a sign? I sent you messages which got a response only after many hours. You didn't give a damn about my needs. Once, you told me: "it's not me, it's you". And I believed you, I truly did.
It's over now. It's been some time without you, and I'm getting better. I have discovered, that not everyone is like you. Some DBs care, they really do. You can trust them, they give you their everything.
I'm still struggling falling in love again, but it's getting better. Don't write me back. Goodbye."
Here's the link: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=8990754